My Friendship with The Minion

It's been so long since I've wrote on here...where should I begin? Oh yeah, I graduated university with a Bachelor's Degree in Fine Arts. I finally got a better job that I love and enjoy going to every Monday through Friday. I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years now. Oh, and in 2011, I made a new friend. His name is Doron (pronounced "dough-rone"), and for starters, he used to do porn under the alias "The Minion." Some people think I'm insane for having a friendship like the one I have since he still works in the industry editing footage or whatnot. Another confession, I used to watch some of his clips online when he was a performer. Now, don't say you haven't watched porn before. I believe everyone over 18 has watched it before. Anyways, I used to wonder who "The Minion" was. Was he really some big obnoxious dude who made female performers do weird sex scenes in order for a chance at major stardom in the industry? Or was it just a character? I did a bit of research and found out his name was Doron. I also found out he was a Hispanic Jew, which to me is pretty cool since I never knew anyone like that. I found he had a myspace.com account but it hadn't been logged into in a long time. I kinda figured my research took a detour to no answers. Finally, in 2011, I randomly wrote his name and this nickname I saw he used on twitter.com and sure enough, I found him. I decided to tweet him and I proclaimed my admiration for him. A day later, I got a response from him that said, "Thanks! Let's do brunch!" And I knew then and there it was The Minion himself. I found out he retired due to his contract ending and he was now producing and editing. I then tweeted him back and forth and found his Facebook account. We became fast friends and to this day, I treasure the friendship I have with him. He is very funny, laid-back, down to earth, and most of all, a good friend to me. In conclusion, this is my friendship and I wouldn't have it any other way.